you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Come see our sink grown plant.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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