it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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