***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
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