Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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