He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
you had me at cake vodka
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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