What a fucking waste of an outfit
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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