The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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