The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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