I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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