i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
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