Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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