she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
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