Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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