i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
I have tasted many bathrooms
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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