Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
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