what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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