It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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