So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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