party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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