happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
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