is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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