So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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