this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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