it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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