This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Of course I have a pirate flag
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I licked your asshole in confidence.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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