I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
Randomize
