Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
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