People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
He's on the porch naked. Help.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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