is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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