This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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