two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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