i don't like sucking hair
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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