you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
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