the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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