He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
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