in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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