i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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