i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Can you repeat that, but with context?
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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