im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
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