you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
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