I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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