Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Mom said you looked used
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
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