I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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