i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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