watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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