The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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