no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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