Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
our cab driver is having phone sex.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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