Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
The adults are the big ones right?
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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