Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I wish you could order shots online.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
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